I will not make a butt-touching joke. I will not make a butt-touching joke. I will not make a butt-touching joke.

Run Time: 25 minutes

Theming: A retelling/ new approach on Finding Nemo. Complete with songs and advanced puppetry.

Thoughts: This one is another cult fave– mostly because if you like the music in the Nemo Ride in Epcot (Call back to our Dark Ride Ranking), you’ll like this show. It’s definitely not at the top of our list, but we do like it if DAK is really busy and you want to see a beautifully performed show. I think they tried to do something here that they could not replicate after FOTLK. We still like it! But LK wins every time if you’re debating the two.

Should You See it? You should still see it. Like I said, if DAK is busy this is worth seeing cause you’ll wait a shorter time. Kids will like it. And it’s great for a good rest in the AC.

Keep Iago far away from this classic- I swear I will fight a bird.

Run Time: 8 minutes

Theming: In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room you meet birds of a feather who share their songs with you (Think country bears but a little more boring and less bears and more birds- so really a the only thing they have in common is the animatronic animals)

Thoughts: This is one of the only attractions Walt Disney himself (aside from Carousel of Progress) worked on personally so this does hold a special place in our hearts. We love the tiki room and it’s so catchy. Kids might find it boring lol but we like it a lot!!

Should You See it?: Get yourself a dole whip and then go see the show!! It’s old and mechanical and loud- but it is truly a sign of the innovation of the time it was made in. It really is a cute show and it’s an OG.

No one wants to be That Guy unless you're That Guy in MILF.

Yeah, the acronym is MILF and I will be laughing about it.

Run Time: 10 minutes

Theming: Mike Wazowski in his infinite glory has started his comedy club up here at MK and he has his best monsters on the case to make you laugh until you maybe pee your pants.

Thoughts: This show is actually super fun!! It’s very interactive and a lot of the energy plays on the audience participation so we really like when it has a good crowd. Monsters Inc. is iconic in Pixar and iconic in tomorrowland (RIP meeting Mike tho—- that was a trip lol)

Should You See it?: Just for the sheer chance of being ~that guy~ you have to go see it. It’s always fun watching people (esp kids) get super involved and excited to play around with the people actually speaking to you from I'm sure a 2-way mirror or something!! IDK HOW THEY DO IT!!!! You can submit your own dad jokes too. It’s a good time!! And very well themed.

Liverlips McGraw singing about how unattractive his Girlfriend is will forever make me laugh like a small child.

Run Time: 16 minutes

Theming: Your favorite (And not at all scary) Country Bears are here to put on an incredible variety show for you all!

Thoughts: Okay- Maybe unpopular opinion but I love the country bears??? I think the talking animals are so fun and scary and it’s ridiculously inappropriate for an MK family show (All the guys who turn me on, turn me down? COME ON!!! That’s entertainment!!) This show is a hoot-and-a-half and I will absolutely sing every word of it. I literally just saw it last week and I was completely enamored with Liverlips McGraw all over again.

Should You See it?: Is it a hot day in the Magic Kingdom and you’re tired and you maybe have a sleepy 1 year old on your arm and you need some AC and also some food and a place to sit and cool off? Then yes, go sit in the AC- watch the show, let your kids nap, and then pop over to Pecos Bills for Nachos. You’re welcome. You should also see it if you like to make fun of the Country Bears, or like me, genuinely love the Country bears and will always wave to Liverlips in Frontierland and tell him he’s your favorite.

Is Uncle Orville out of the bathtub yet?🤢

Run Time: 21 minutes

Theming: Our favorite Family is taking you through the progress their home and family have made from the turn of the century in 1900 all the way until 1994? Now? A mix of 1994 and now?

Thoughts: This was a major debate on my IG this week as I posed the question is COP an attraction or a ride (ya know- cause the theater moves) and it was nearly 50/50 at the end but ultimately my people voted for it to be an attraction… but joke’s on them. I already have it in my show's ranking so we’re sticking with it lmao. We do love COP. It’s an MK Classic and it inspires so many fave pieces in our collections. We really love the nostalgia of this- and the AC and the place to sit in a hot Tomorrowland. This is the other attraction that Walt worked on for the park, and it was a part of his revolutionary World’s Fair debut in 1964, so it really does have so much history behind it. (better than Hall of Presidents- which i wouldn’t even put on this list cause it would literally just be dead last no jokes)

Should You See it?: Kids may say it's boring, but it's really a classic. It has so much history that you need to see it at least once! It is literally one of the attractions that started it all along with Mr. Lincoln in DLR, so we feel very strongly for Carousel of Progress <3

The Coco Edition singlehandedly landed this in our top three I am sure.

Run Time: 12 minutes

Theming: Mickey has the biggest debut of his LIFE conducting his orchestra tonight!! And I think we’re going to see him perform…. If he can get his hat back from Donald, who lost it while messing around and now has gotten caught in various Disney Animated sequences trying to get it back.

Thoughts: I love this freakin show. Philhar is a classic and the sequences are so fun. Thankfully they’re good about updating it, so we got new 3D animation this past year (2021) And Got a new scene from the animated movie Coco.

Should You See it?: This is like a classic little MK show you get to see. It’s super cute and the animation makes me emotional every time??? (don’t ask idk) So I think you should see it. It’s definitely not like a *MUST DO* like Lex and I will yell at you if you don’t do it, but we do like it a lot!!
* Lex may yell if you skip dinosaur I’ve been known to skip it and I do take criticism for it.

It's got a glorious 3 hour finale (but you only have a minute and a half)

Run Time: 17 minutes

Theming: It’s time to play the music… It’s time to light the lights…. It’s time to MEET THE MUPPETS ON THE MUPPET SHOW TONIGHT. It’s also time for Kermit the Frog, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and his assistant Beeker (meep meep), to show off their new invention that is an experimental prototype in 3D technology… And at no time will they be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks.

Thoughts: If you like the muppets, this one will warm your heart!! If you’re like the half of the population that just doesn’t get it, then you won’t really care, but I care. And I have a lot to say. *ahem* This show is so stupid. It is so funny and stupid and I know every word of it. One of my friends and I will forever claim to be the old men in the gallery (Waldorf and Statler) and we will always heckle the Muppets at any moment. This show is so fun to us.

Should You See it?: I think you should see it!! It’s worth it to me. It rarely has a wait and the gags are so good throughout the entire building, the show, and the entirety of the muppets themed area in HS (which needs some love. Bring back that gift shop!!!!) It’s funny and ridiculous and the Muppets deserve love. End of soapbox.